2003-06-17/10:33 p.m.

from lobster to chicken. cluck.

i fell asleep in the sun for three hours today while the shirtless landscaping guys next door oggled me and cut patio stones. i forgot to put sunscreen on, so im now a lobster.

the little kids at the library poked my fire engine red skin and made fun of me. i wanted to sock them in the nose, but instead i made them sweep up the food they threw on the floor and then stepped on.

my ottawa brother is going to be in a movie. theres a creepy guy at his roommates work that makes movies about cutting cheese with dental floss and run lola run without lola. theyre in english, but make just as little sense as if they were written in german. cause we all know that german doesnt make any sense. at least to those of us that dont speak the language. so yes, creepy guys creepy movie, starring my super brother scott. scotts thinking of showing up drunk and demanding shawarma in his contract. he only gets $10 for it. heh. i want to be in the movie too.

aloe vera time again. i need to slather myself in the medicating green goo to keep from biting off my flesh in chunks. i just imagined myself on someones dinner plate, them tearing off pieces of me and eating me all up.

ew.