2002-04-18/5:33 p.m.

sexcapades in english class

story 1:

kyle spent half an hour tapping me on the shoulder, trying to ask me a question. all he would say was would you have sex... then he would stop and think about what to say next. finally, he said would you ever put butter in the microwave, melt it, smear it on your body, yell butter! then have sex?

story 2:

jeff walked to the community centre at lunch, after the main group had gone. i stayed at school. as he was crossing the street, the crossing guard said to him so, you have a girlfriend now? have you had sex with her yet?

twas especially creepy because jeffs uncle is in charge of all of the crossing guards and the crossing guards all know jeff.

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