2002-11-15/12:24 a.m.

sleeping around with local canadian stars

i told travis that im a media slut and he comforted me.

he didnt deny it.

i knew i shouldnt have said that i was going to jump into bed with jian ghomeshi five times within 10 minutes.

here are some excerpts from the letter jian ghomeshi sends out every week about his cbc show, >play, or something similar. it kicks ass, though im unsure of the name. jians from a folk-rock band called moxy fruvous that was a hit awhile ago. they were pretty big for awhile, i think. not giant, but big enough for canada, id say. he also produced martina sorbaras cd. i really should be linking to websites, but im not. ah well. on with the excerpts that made me realize that when it comes down to it, im a sleezy media slut/music whore.

we also have my interviews with AVRIL LAVIGNE and NICK LOWE this week. these two musical artists are very similar except for the age difference of, like, 100 years. one is an original punk. the other claims to not be an original skater-punk. i can't remember which is which. i just know i'm in love with ELVIS COSTELLO and nick lowe produced his first five albums.

and finally, AVRIL LAVIGNE turned up at the office after last week's show aired to give me crap about the interview we ran with her. she said my questions made her look like a "dumb little kid." hmm...not much i can do about that one, my little pixie. rock on. (a joke! it's a joke!)

jian also insulted avril lavigne on open mike with mike bullard. man, i love canada.

and oh, how i want to have jians children.

see - media slut. tear.